{"id":4113,"date":"2010-07-23T11:16:10","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T18:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hundredtenpounds.wordpress.com\/?p=4113"},"modified":"2010-07-23T11:16:10","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T18:16:10","slug":"the-danger-of-house-guests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/?p=4113","title":{"rendered":"The Danger of House Guests"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the &#8220;dangers&#8221; of having house guests is finding snack foods in your house that you wouldn&#8217;t normally buy OR eat. For example:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/chips-e1279859152125.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4114\" title=\"chips\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/chips-e1279859152125.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/chips-e1279859152125.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/chips-e1279859152125-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>I can safely say I would never be tempted to buy this bag of chips on my own. First, if I&#8217;m craving junk food it&#8217;s usually sugar or chocolate. Second, I&#8217;ve learned to restrain myself for the most part. I&#8217;ve buying less and less processed food. Sure I have treats once in awhile, but I honestly can&#8217;t say the last time I bought Doritos. So imagine my surprise when I got home from work to find an OPENED bag of Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili chips. And damn are they good. Damn damn damn!! I&#8217;ve probably eaten two servings already. Damn you Doritos!<\/p>\n<p>The other danger of having house guests is eating out. A lot. I anticipate that I will be eating out quite a bit in the next three weeks. I HOPE I have the willpower and restraint to order smart. I know the tricks of eating out:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Drinking a lot of water<\/li>\n<li>Drinking alcohol slowly<\/li>\n<li>Skip the appetizers<\/li>\n<li>Order a salad\/half sandwich combo<\/li>\n<li>Split entrees<\/li>\n<li>Soup and salad or veggies are a good choice<\/li>\n<li>Split dessert<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yeah&#8230;I know all the tips. I&#8217;ve used them many, many times. That doesn&#8217;t mean KNOWING is DOING.<\/p>\n<p>I got home from work Thursday night and met Michael and his friend Jeremy (who is visiting from Ireland) before headed out to dinner. We were headed to a movie so Michael decided we should eat at Dot&#8217;s Cafe on SE Clinton Street since it was across from the theatre.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4115\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots1-e1279859571198.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4115\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4115\" title=\"dots1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots1-e1279859571198.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots1-e1279859571198.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots1-e1279859571198-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4115\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dot&#039;s Cafe<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Dot&#8217;s is a funky hole-in-the-wall cafe that plays weird music and is so dark you can barely see your food.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4116\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots2-e1279859637909.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4116\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4116\" title=\"dots2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots2-e1279859637909.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots2-e1279859637909.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots2-e1279859637909-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4116\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dot&#039;s<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Oh and did I mention the velvet wallpaper and the Elvis paintings?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4117\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots3-e1279859701454.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4117\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4117\" title=\"dots3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots3-e1279859701454.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots3-e1279859701454.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dots3-e1279859701454-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4117\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dot&#039;s<\/p><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s your typical Portland restaurant with sketchy service: either really friendly waitstaff of the effing b*itches that are too good to be your waitress. We had a mixture of both at Dot&#8217;s. Pretty typical! But the food is good (and cheap).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dotsmenu-e1279859772371.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4118\" title=\"dotsmenu\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dotsmenu-e1279859772371.jpg?w=225\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dotsmenu-e1279859772371.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dotsmenu-e1279859772371-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I drank just water. (Score!) I did not order an appetizer. (Check!) I also did NOT order my favorite item from Dot&#8217;s: a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon. Oh my goodness is that good! Instead, I ordered a burrito with black beans, brown rice, jack cheese and chilis. I skipped the guacamole and just went with the sour cream and salsa topping. Jeremy also got the Dot&#8217;s Burrito but with chicken.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dinner18.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4119\" title=\"dinner1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dinner18.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dinner18.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/dinner18-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Somewhat large. I ended up eating 3\/4 of the burrito and skipped the chips. Jeremy&#8217;s burrito:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4120\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4120\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4120\" title=\"j1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j1.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4120\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This One&#039;s For Amy in Ireland<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Jeremy ate half of his burrito. Trust me, the burrito is pretty big!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4121\" title=\"j2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j2.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j2.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.110pounds.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>After we ate we walked across the street to see the movie! That&#8217;s the next post. \ud83d\ude42 And boy was it a good one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the &#8220;dangers&#8221; of having house guests is finding snack foods in your house that you wouldn&#8217;t normally buy OR eat. For example: I can safely say I would never be tempted to buy this bag of chips on my own. First, if I&#8217;m craving junk food it&#8217;s usually sugar or chocolate. 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