Why You Shouldn’t Buy Cycling Shorts

Why You Shouldn’t Buy Cycling Shorts

Guest Post by Michael

Cycling shorts are the worst things ever. Everyone wears them though, right? I see people around town wearing these things everyday so how could the be bad? I mean, they’re supposed to be good…To clarify, I’m talking about cycling shorts, like these.


Cycling shorts exist to increase your performance. They allow you to ride longer distances than you’d be able to do if you wore regular shorts. They have moisture wicking padding (called a chamois) that lines up between your body and your saddle. The tight legs are designed to provide compression to your quad muscles that are supposed to provide increased circulation and blood flow. There should be some type of material that prevents the legs from riding up. These commonly feel a little bit like rubber or dried rubber cement. These shouldn’t irritate the hair on your legs or your skin but should hold them in place. But remember, cycling shorts suck.

These things suck because the waist is terribly uncomfortable. All brands are like this. There is no great brand that doesn’t do this — they’re always too tight. I could just lose a few more pounds but really, this won’t resolve the issue. Besides, there are cycling shorts that don’t suck. They’re called bib shorts and all of the pros wear them. When in doubt, look to the pros. They ride 100 miles a day so they’re going to be smart about the gear they wear.

Bib shorts are far more comfortable because they don’t have a waist band. Now, you’ll feel ridiculous when you put these on because you’ll think that everyone that sees you will laugh at you for wearing shorts with built in suspenders. Once you put on a jersey though, no one can even tell whether you’re wearing shorts or bib shorts but you’ll know because you’ll be far more comfortable than those who are wearing cycling shorts.

All brands of bib shorts are not created equally. Personally, I like Craft clothing. Craft makes triathlete clothing as well which may appeal to some readers.

There’s really only two things to look for when you buy bib shorts — the height of the waist of the shorts and the chamois quality.

Waists — Some people will prefer the lower waist and some will prefer the higher waist.

High Waist Bibs


Low Waist Bibs

The higher waist can help keep your stomach flatter and out of the way while you pedal though some people will hate the sensation of wearing a high-waisted pair of shorts. I prefer the low waist variety and could stand to use a few lbs around the midsection. The moral of the story is that you’ll really want to try these on before you buy them or if you’re shopping online, buy one of each with the intention of returning the pair you like less.

Women’s bib shorts can look quite a bit different than men’s equivalent. I cannot give you any advice on these. I can’t even figure out how you’d get some of these on your body let alone pretend to know which is the most comfortable style. I imagine it will vary by body type.

Women's Bibs

Women's Bib


If you’re buying an Italian brand like Castelli, remember to order at least one size up. I’m 5’11” and wear an XXL and that has nothing to do with my weight. I normally wear a size L t-shirt. The American brands tend to be more size-true but they are commonly inferior in quality.

Chamois quality is very important if you want to be comfortable out there. Many people don’t know this but you are not supposed to wear underwear with cycling shorts because the chamois needs to touch your skin in order to wick moisture properly. Now that you know this, you’re probably thinking that it’s worth the money to spend an extra $30 to get the good chamois.

You want your chamois to have a smooth surface to it with a series of indentations that allow the chamois to bend to your body’s shape and not bunch up. Run your fingers over it. If there’s any variance in texture, it feels like a packing foam or a slightly dried sponge, move on. They should not have any seams on them beyond what is around the edges to attach them to the shorts. If you stick with Craft and Castelli, you’ll do fine.

Here is a brief look at the different types of chamois Craft makes. These all appear to be good quality though I’ve not seen all of these in person. Note that the tri chamois is smaller and thinner. This is so it dries faster and is easier to run in than traditionally shaped chamois are.

One last note on shorts in general: Don’t buy shorts that are white in the crotch. I’ve heard stories that these can be see-through. Unless you’re in to that sort of thing…

How do I know this stuff? Well, I first bought a pair of Pearl Izumi shorts thinking they would be good. They weren’t. They sucked. Then my friend said I should get a pair of Castlli’s. The chamois was better but they still sucked. That same friend suggested I get some bib shorts. I didn’t really want to spend that much money for shorts but I begrudgingly agreed to after he insisted they were better. He was right. He was sooooo right. In fact, this is all I’ll wear anymore. Don’t make my mistakes. Buy bib shorts from the get-go and you’ll be much happier much sooner than I was.

QUESTION: Do you ride your bike with or without bike shorts?

Author: Lisa Eirene

About Lisa Eirene Lisa lost 110 pounds through calorie counting and exercise. She swims, bikes, runs, hikes and is enjoying life in Portland, Oregon. Her weight loss story has been featured in First Magazine, Yahoo Health, Woman's Day and Glamour.com.

15 thoughts on “Why You Shouldn’t Buy Cycling Shorts”

  1. I got a pair of Sugoi biking shorts (I think?) that I REALLY like! I went with a size up and they fit really nicely. I mostly wanted them for the padded bottoms because my butt was getting SORE riding without padded shorts 🙂

    I do agree with you that most cycling shorts are SO TIGHT in the waist though. I had that issue with the first couple of pairs I tried on but I like the Sugoi ones a lot. Probably because I went with one size bigger than my normal size! I like the idea of these bib shorts though, especially as I get more into cycling and more into long distances!

    1. When I first bought my Pearl bike shorts about 2 years ago I was too proud to buy a Large. I decided that I lost too much weight and worked TOO hard to buy a “Large”. So my bike shorts are super tight and uncomfortable!!

  2. Really great post (is it bad that I laughed?). I’d never heard of those bib shorts. Will pass it along to the dude who’d probably rather be caught dead (though he has been looking for overalls lately so maybe he’s into it). I actually don’t mind my cycling shorts but, then again, I didn’t know there was an alternative.

  3. One pro of biking shorts: if you’re a frequent pee-er (like me) and you have to use bushes as bathrooms during bike ride, shorts are more convenient. Especially if you’re a woman!
    As for sizes, Italian letter sizes (s,m) are always 1 size up than American ones. If you’re buying something with number sizes…don’t trust conversion charts and try anything on!

  4. I wear the shorts and don’t find any problems with the waist at all. Maybe it is the women’s kind? Mine are super comfortable, although I get a bit of sausage thigh with them. I actually have padded knickers, too, which I also love.

    I can’t afford the bib shorts, but not sure I would get them anyway. I would drag them in a toilet for sure LOL!

  5. interesting! I know about bib shorts, but I actually don’t have a problem with waist bands on any of my bike stuff. I have 2 pairs of capris (one Castelli, one Sugoi) and one pair of shorts (Castelli) and the best fit are my Castelli shorts and Sugoi capris. I love them both A LOT! I even feel…dare I say it….cute in both of these.

    Here’s a link to the Castelli shorts: http://www.teamestrogen.com/prodCI_11033.html?utm_source=google&utm_term=CI_11033&utm_campaign=datafeed_compshopeng&utm_medium=productLink

    And the Sugoi capris (these were NOT cheap, but I got some good discounts on mine): http://www.sugoi.com/usa/eng/Products/Bike/Women/Details/2488-38774F-RS-Knicker

  6. You’re pushing Bibs ’cause your cousin sells them, right?!

    Shorts are just fine, perhaps you might start thinking about losing your “beer gut” or “belly jar” so they don’t feel so tight at the waist!!!!!!

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