bad food

Brews and Queens

After biking 30 miles in the sunshine we decided the next best thing was to drink beer in the sunshine! Michael and I headed downtown to meet up with our friends at the Oregon Brewfest on the waterfront. We parked across the river and walked the 1.25 miles or so across the Hawthorne Bridge and somehow managed to find out posse in the throng of people.

Usually we go to the Brewfest on Friday (it’s always the last full weekend in July) but this year we weren’t going to be able to do that so we bumped it to Thursday. We thought that would be a good idea–beat the crowds! Unfortunately I think everyone else in Portland had the same idea because when we got there it was PACKED. Like Friday evening packed. I was shocked.

Michael was ready to eat someone’s arm so the first thing on the agenda was food. I was happy to oblige because I knew I was teetering on the edge of “Crazy Hunger Freak” too after our 30 mile bike ride. I surveyed the options and got a lamb gyro that was dripping in sauce. It totally hit the spot.

Michael grabbed a hot dog from the Gustav’s tent and I think we ate our lunches in seconds flat. Next up: tasting.

$20 gets you one mug and 14 tokens for beer tasting.

It was so good to hang out with friends! Michael’s old roommate Shoe joined us and it’s always good to hang out with him.

My friend Greg met up with us after he got off work.

Michael’s friend Jeremy was there with us and he brought his friends who were visiting from England and Ireland. His friend Max also brought Voodoo Donuts! He’s definitely a keeper. 🙂 (Michael and I split a donut.)

I ran into some old coworkers and friends, plus my friend Robyn was there! It was clearly the place to be on a Thursday afternoon! I like it.

So how was the beet this year? This is I think the third year I’ve been going to this event and I think last year was by far the best–we had a great time, lots of friends joined us and the beer was exceptional. This year’s selections of beers didn’t really stand out for me. I can’t name one beer that I MUST TRY AGAIN.

There were a lot of beers that I enjoyed. (Boulder Beer Co Hoola Pale Ale; Eel River Brewing Co Organic IPA; Laurelwood Brewing Co Organic Pale Ale; Mad River Brewing Jamaica Sunrise ESB)

And quite a few that I did not like at all. (Pelican Pub & Brewery Ankle Buster Belgian Ale; Surly Brewing Hell; Anderson Valley Brewing Summer Cream Ale; Bison Brewing Co Honey Basil Ale)


But nothing really caught my fancy. I did branch out and try some things I wouldn’t normally try. For example, ESB (Extra Strong Bitters) are not really my thing. But I tried the Mad River Brewing Jamaica Sunrise ESB  and was surprised at how lovely it was.

After the Brewfest we walked back across the Hawthorne Bridge to get happy hour dinner at Clarklewis. BOY was there a change since the last time we were there. It was only a few months ago and we had such good service and outstanding food. Thursday night? Not so much. The service was lame, the waitress screwed up several of our orders–including not bringing out a friend’s order at ALL and then forgetting to remove the charge from the bill. The food was lackluster at best.

The mac n’ cheese was just okay. The burger was so overcooked I almost didn’t want to finish it, but we didn’t have time to send it back for another. I am so so disappointed. Did they change chefs? What happened to the delicious restaurant we went to in March?!

After dinner we headed to the Roseland on Burnside to see Queens of the Stone Age. Because dinner took longer than expected we missed the opening band, which several of us wanted to see.

The show was really good. The crowd was energetic, the music sounded great. The Queens of the Stone Age are definitely a fun band to see live. And the nice thing about concerts at the Roseland Theatre is that they are very intimate. You can get pretty close to the bands. I’ve seen a bunch of shows there and they are always fun.

Even though the band was great live, the day was fun and the company was nice, I was utterly exhausted by the time we got to the show. 30 miles on the bike, lots and lots of walking and drinking beer in the sunshine = a sleepy Lisa.

So the fact that the show was early and ended by 9:30 was no problem for me! All I wanted to do was go home and crawl into bed!

QUESTION: What’s your favorite summer beer right now? Are there any annual traditions in your neck of the woods?


“This Is Why You’re Fat”

Saturday night I went to the Gypsy Lounge in NW Portland with Michael and Jeremy to watch the UFC show. I’m a fan of Anderson Silva and he was fighting.

Anderson Silva

I ordered a diet coke and skipped the beer. I just didn’t think my stomach could handle it. We ordered a bunch of appetizers for dinner and splitting them between the three of us meant there wasn’t a chance of over-eating. Now I love greasy bar food as much as the next person, but this place had nasty food!

First, Michael and I got some sushi: a Spicy Tuna Roll and a Philly.

I didn’t try any of the Spicy Tuna Roll. I thought the seaweed would be too chewy for me to eat still. Michael said it was pretty good. I stuck with the Philly Roll.

It was probably the worst Philly Roll I’ve ever tried. There was cilantro in it! Like a lot of it, too. I was so disgusted I only ate like 3 pieces and just gave up. Why would you ruin a good Philly Roll with cilantro? All I tasted was the cilantro and it was nasty. 🙁

Everything else we ordered was icky in my opinion. The first set of Sliders we got were okay. They were a tad overcooked and lacked flavor but they were alright. The second set of Sliders were undercooked and I had two bites and gave up.

The mozzarella sticks (the picture was too dark) were flavorless. The spicy chicken and bean quesadilla was pretty good. I was disappointed with the food. I had high hopes that we’d have some yummy, greasy bar food. Not so much. I guess it turned out to be a good thing because I ate 1 slider, 2 mozzarella sticks, 3 sushi rolls, and 1 quesadilla slice. I do not feel bad about my calories for the evening!

This morning Michael got up early and drove Jeremy to the airport. He’s flying home to Ireland until he returns again in October. I slept in and then went to the pool. It helped me get back into the groove of things. And sitting in the hot tub felt good after yesterday’s long run!

This is why you’re fat!

I happen to love that website. It’s pretty funny (and equal parts disgusting) to see some of the food showcased on the site. Well Michael and I went to Chevy’s for an improper lunch date on Sunday. I thought I was being healthy ordering a salad. I got the Tostada salad with carnitas and the salsa vinaigrette dressing. When the plate came to the table I almost fell over in shock!

Yes the salad is bigger than the plate! Oh my god! I just kept thinking “This is why you’re fat”! It’s just like the website!

I have to admit, it was pretty darn good. The Carnitas was pulled pork with a sweet sauce and the meat was deliciously prepared. It melted in my mouth (which was good because I still can’t eat really chewy foods). I ate half of the Carnitas, the salad, some of the beans and I will admit: I ate all of the sour cream and guacamole. Those are two things I cannot resist! I skipped the shell and saved the rest of it. Here’s the “After” shot:

Salad usually doesn’t keep very well. If it’s still okay tomorrow I’ll eat the rest of it for lunch. I left the taco shell at the restaurant–definitely don’t need that! I am still shaking my head at how humongous that salad was.

Tonight’s agenda: First Hood to Coast Meeting!

QUESTION: What is a bar food that you have a hard time resisting? Have you ever tried to make it yourself but make it healthier?